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Melissa

A name used to hide ones identity... this can be seen as strange, however the person using this name as a fake name does not have any malicious intention. They are a nice person, and this name is simply an alternate identity and a source of privacy.
“Hi there, I don’t know you but I want your Snapchat what’s your name,” says a weird guy blocking her way.

“Hi there, my name is Melissa... here’s my social media” she then gives the strange man her fake identity and leaves, therefore protecting herself.
by Pencil Maggee November 21, 2021
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Melissa

A woman who’s neither pretty nor ugly — someone a man would date or have sex with if he has no other options.
She’s a Melissa, but she’s better than nothing.

She’s a Melissa, but she can get laid pretty easily if she commits to her beauty routine and pulls all the stops.
by Rosestorm September 17, 2025
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melissa a girl that is thick strong superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr pretty and like lightskin mist skin boy
melissa mean bee and a girl that is named melissa will never broke up whit here boyfrends melissa is a kiper
by hortencen July 7, 2020
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Someone that takes time to get to know them fully, but when you do, you won't regret it. Someone who you will love only for her personality and vibes. Someone who laughs with you and at you, but mostly with you. Someone who you won't ever regret meeting. Someone who's kinda evil, but its ok because you still love them. Someone who, even through the tough times, will still love you. :)
Hey look at Melissa over there. She is awesome
by afreakinpieceofcheese November 21, 2021
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Hot Melissa

when a cop fucks you up the ass and after he orgasms, you then shit cum bubbles into his mouth and make him swallow.
I saw her from across the room while I was working security and there I knew, I wanted a Hot Melissa.
by M3ll0y3ll0w July 9, 2024
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melissa aka mel is the best person to ever exist and she is better than u she’s literally so perfect and amazing and beautiful and cute (NOT FRUITY!!!) but ya shes literally so perfect and better than u
Stranger: Whos melissa?
Me: someone better than u
by qttttsttays April 22, 2021
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