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chris

The man I am going to marry. He is beyond funny and the sweetest person I have ever met. He is the love of my life. Most def the cutest thing you will ever see. there are no words to describe how amazing he truly is. Chris is a hot piece of ass and he is all mine.I am so thankful to have him in my life.
Chris is the shit and i love him MORE.
by CHRIS N COURT November 10, 2016
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Chris

An idiot who can't spell
dude 1 - haha he failed the english test
dude 2 - he must be a chris
by Eric da boob October 16, 2008
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Chris

A pussy-boy that doesnt make a move on girls at the right time and waits till its waay too late.
No, nothing happened last night, what do you expect its Chris.
by niceboysfinishlast August 3, 2008
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chris

A term given to gay guys, who have small cocks high voices and LOVE it up the ass. Thinks he's strait but everyone knows he's gay. He is a try hard but 100% of the time he fails. No pubes, walks talks and acts like a girl. Pussies out at everything.
Guy 1: did you see that guy last night who was grinding on me? Who the fuck was that?
Guy 2: oh shit man that has to be chris.

Guy 1: dude your pulling a chris right now
Guy 2: shit dude fucking take it back.
by random chicks November 22, 2011
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Chris

Yooooo my girl said I have a Chris, My life is over
by socratesishere1984 November 25, 2014
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Chris

A fucking dickhead who no one likes, no matter what he always thinks that his friends will love him no matter what, stalks girls as well, what a knob.
Girl:Fuck off.
Chris:haha funny joke!
by loltrain69 August 31, 2011
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Chris

Usually given to a funny guy that makes mean jokes.
That "Chris" is one Bitch Ass Nigga -Nerdy Kid
STFU YOU NERD -Cool Kid
by Carlbobjoe7 November 11, 2009
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