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barbie talk

We a conversation that should be more complex is made simple, as if it was said like kids playing barbies.
"Can I get a job here?"
"Okay, you're hired."
"Dude, that was total barbie talk."
by ajhdhvbads October 9, 2008
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Shardy Barbie

Female Methamphetamine Addict.

Often found endlessly primping and prepping themselves in front of the mirror, trying to clear up that one zit that's now the size of a dime because she wont leave it alone. Sometimes found clustered in hotel rooms with coloring books and three thousand colored pens. They skinny with bones and all, cause they don't eat. What teeth? Is that why they don't eat?
Aaawww, look, the shardy barbies have made up after one of them cut their shit with bath salts and gave everyone the worst week ever.
by White Trash Astronaut December 30, 2019
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Suburban Barbie

a young woman who grew up in the suburbs with an education and community involvement, but she also has the swag and style of the posterchild. The unique combination of brains and beauty is what makes her a star and love of those who come in contact with her.
by Ms.Understood aka Ms.J November 17, 2009
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GI Barbie

GI Barbie is the epitome of everything kick ass. She is motivated, dedicated, and will stop at nothing to succeed.
by kunhnighit February 4, 2010
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barbie gang

a barbie gang is where there is a group of baddies who all hang out together and not just any girl can be in this group they all need to be on fleek at all times. A barbie gang also has a lot of confidence they normally page people together because they run tdot.
"oh kylie look out it's the barbie gang, they are the baddest in tdot"
by baddest in tdot March 10, 2018
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barbie doll

one that is caked with makeup is trying to hard to look good.
"look at her face she is trying to be a barbie doll"
by diamond4eva March 29, 2015
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Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.
Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.
by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020
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