Alex the Thief

One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.

He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.

Then. He doesn’t even use it.

Dick.

Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief

I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.

by Bitchy bartender June 27, 2019

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california raisin thief

A prominent Burglar of restaurant collectibles stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardee’s

Some a hole came over from Minnesota and stole my California raisins that I collected from Hardees, hence forth that person will forever be know as a California raisin thief

by Liloilo August 9, 2021

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Snatch thief

When one steals another's man or women from them

D stole big hungry and denied being a snatch thief

by Karma gottam October 11, 2021

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A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.

Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?

Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.

Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.

by Pat gently June 7, 2023

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Thief in the night

Someone who likes to go out only at night and see women or men. You know for why..

Santi: I’m going to meet up with a girl tonight.
Me: Damn Santi so your a thief in the night huh?

by santiiii June 17, 2024

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Biological thief

A man that promises to give you a baby at a certain time but doesn't actually deliver. He's full of shit. What does that make him a biological thief?

He promised me we will have a baby we will do our researches and learn about a baby but as the time went near, he said he couldn't do it, he doesn't really want kids what a biological thief.

by Pat gently August 30, 2023

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