Sam

Big hotfunyon lover, fights 7y/o on roblox, iPad kid always looking for sun to eat, asks for fruit ….. amazing… grandma stole her guess who , rice😍❤️

Sam asking to play roblox again ❤️

by phatminionpussy February 24, 2022

Sam

A person called Sam is wonderful and the most amazing person on the planet he makes you feel loved and perfect and is definitely number 1 , any girl is lucky to know a Sam he is perfect he is beautiful inside abs out , and he’s a knight in shining armour, he will never let you down abs will always message you whenever you feel down he will brighten up your day no matter how you feel , he will never leave you , he will always make time for you , he’s just a king abs the best person in the universe

Go get yourself a Sam

by anonymous January 2, 2021

Sam

Straight up gay

Sam takes dick in the butt loves giving blowjobs

by Black gay guy November 24, 2019

Sam

The type of person who masturbates to hentai, while muttering to himself " I'm better than everybody, fuck the minorities"

"Jonathan! Open your door this instant! You better not be pulling a Sam!"

by Trojanasscap November 5, 2017

Sam

A girl who seems nice but is truly a bitch at heart.

Person 1: Man I thought she was the one but then I found out she was a Sam
Person 2: That's rough

by BBeazy April 5, 2015

Sam

Spastic

Sam is a fat fucking spastic

by Your fat mother lol January 9, 2022

Sam

A man with a tiny carrot... Sam will make you cry in the bedroom (and not in a good way).

He often uses the phrase ‘No u’ and is not very funny on group chats.
Sam is usually terrible at comebacks and does not like people that talk too much or too loud.
As a whole they are a good guy but they like banter (even though they always loose)

Gertrude Gizzleburg: I had sex with Sam last night
Jonas Crimble: Oh my god Gerty, are you ok? Was it as bad as they say

Dan Evalbeval: Oh my god I’ve heard the new kid is a really bad Sam...
Gertrude Gizzleburg: Thanks for warning me Dan, I thought he might have been more of a Stafford

by Gertrude Gizzleburg April 13, 2020