Collect Yourself

A term used to tell someone to fix up when they are being such a complete spastic or if they say a horrible joke that no one finds funny and instead its just cringe.

Guy 1 : Ugh this homework took so long it felt like it took me over 12 hours
Guy 2 : Nah why not 7 init blad (dies of laughter)
Guy 1 : Collect yourself! Finished don...

by "Will you use your cheese mode June 8, 2018

do-it-yourselfer

A person who likes creating things from materials himself/herself (often watching video tutorials on the Internet).

It is a well-established store patronized by many of carpenters, the interior-designers and the do-it-yourselfers.

by juliaushka March 19, 2017

deny yourself

When you call someone and they tell you that you've called the wrong place but you don't believe them so you call back again to the same place, but they once again tell you that you have the wrong number... so you just say "Deny Yourself" and hang up.

I know you keep saying I've called the wrong number so that's ok....you just deny yourself.

by Natman69 November 14, 2017

Morse yourself

To kill oneself because of depression.

Attention!! If you hate yourself then go Morse yourself!!

by SaggyMaggers January 19, 2017

drill yourself

Kill yourself

You need to fucking Drill YourSelf.

by Monkeywithanaxe January 31, 2017

Elf yourself

To dress up and have aggressive sex with an elf under a couch

John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"

by Jake356Io December 13, 2019

Chill on yourself

A term used when a friend, family member, colleague or acquaintance is dealing with an issue (not known to the user of the term) that they themselves have the answer to or should deal with personally yet are unable to find/see such answer due to other factors bothering them (stress, anxiety, fear, fatigue etc) in their life.

Guy 1: ugh! I don't know why but I can't sleep!

Guy 2: Yo you need to chill on yourself

by Regulrnick August 28, 2020