WAG 1: Damn, the Trophy Wife is back in buffalo
WAG 2: Who Hailee?
WAG 1: Yes of course, who else is a trophy wife?
WAG 2: Hailee never left buffalo, she's been her for 12 months.
WAG 1 & 2 Rejoice Together: She's one of, one of us! ooooh JINX!
WAG 2: Who Hailee?
WAG 1: Yes of course, who else is a trophy wife?
WAG 2: Hailee never left buffalo, she's been her for 12 months.
WAG 1 & 2 Rejoice Together: She's one of, one of us! ooooh JINX!
by xanik January 16, 2024
Get the Trophy wifemug. Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.
Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.
by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018
Get the Crotch trophymug. Staging a photo with someone who has been “put to bed” after a night of drinking. All those still awake pose with said person. The subject cannot wake up.
by BeerWench29 January 2, 2021
Get the trophy buckmug. by DarcyVR January 14, 2025
Get the Golden Trophymug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Resident Evil Five Egg Trophymug. Term: A women who is 5’3 and under.
A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.
A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
A “award” trophy can range in any size and style , but usually a trophy never goes past a certain size and height matter; not to big to hold or carry.
A women who is taller does not classify as a “trophy wife”, because a trophy wife symbolizes a women you can “almost pick up as you’re trophy “; she is “trophy sized”. (Noun) 🏆
“I’m found myself a trophy wife !”
“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”
“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
“My “trophy wife” is so small and dainty.”
“She’s so short and beautiful, now that is a trophy wife.”
by Crandyjam23 June 30, 2021
Get the “Trophy Wife”mug. person 1 : did you hear how *insert team here* won *insert football trophy here*
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
person 2: oh yeah that mickey mouse trophy
by ialsodontknowwhattoputhere July 15, 2023
Get the mickey mouse trophymug.