major key

The most important thing/the most crucial aspect

Getting drunk is the major key to having fun tonight

by tsizz13 July 5, 2016

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John Key

Pony tail. Named for the New Zealand Prime minister's well-known fondness for pulling women and little girls' pony tails.

Hey man, your hair's getting real long.
I know, I have to wear it in a John Key at work.

by Caspin April 26, 2016

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The F25 key is extremely dangerous. If you press the F25 key, you will be obliterated into the 125th dimension, which is actually a tardis according to some sources. One known victim of the F25 key is an unknown girl, who pressed it and then was never found again.

Girl: Are you ready for this? Promise not to tell. I'm gonna hit the F25 key, get ready!-
*gets obliterated into the 125th dimension*

by upseguest April 17, 2023

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Foreign Keys

When you attempt to type something with your keyboard but it outputs some weird-ass French shit.

*SMS*
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonighté
Mary: What's the E thingy?
Joe: Oh sorry, I have a bad case of Foreign Keys.
Joe: Hey Mary want to go out tonight?*

Ps; Joe never got the date. Not because of foreign keys, but because of double texting.

by StinkyDubeau August 31, 2016

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kei privilegge

only privilegge for kei, kei can say anything and it will and can be blamed on the person aimed

kei has kei privilegge

by nekozuu December 12, 2021

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stuck key

A derogatory term describing some one who doesn't have their thoughts together. Term may have originated from the first users of electric typewriters, computer jargon.

Old man Johnny has a stuck key and is a half bubble off when he starts talking nonsense and repeating himself like that.

I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.

by Mt^Top March 22, 2011

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