When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.
-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!
-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!
-Soccer Player: I know, right?
-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!
-Soccer Player: I know, right?
by mtnt69 May 8, 2011
Get the jacked as shit mug.While the shit and run has always referred to taking a shit in an inappropriate place (usually as a joke) and then high-tailing out of the location, the newest iteration involves taking a shit in a girl's house after you have had a one night stand with her and then leaving the house immediately (flushing the toilet is optional).
Jack: Dude, where were you last night?
Mark: Met a girl at the bar but she was so fucking annoying I had to pull a shit and run.
Jack: Did you flush?
Mark: Hell no!
Mark: Met a girl at the bar but she was so fucking annoying I had to pull a shit and run.
Jack: Did you flush?
Mark: Hell no!
by Nair December 21, 2010
Get the shit and run mug.v. - A shit where a lump of constipated shit is blocking off a collection of Diarrhea shit, ergo, upon the release of the constipated shit you have "popped the cork" of the shit.
Guy1: "Who the hell was that screaming in the bathroom?"
Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
Guy2: "Oh, that was Bill, he had mexican last night so I think he's taking a champagne-shit."
by BananaChem August 21, 2010
Get the champagne-shit mug.by Shit On A11 May 10, 2010
Get the Shit Frills mug.by Jimbojones13 September 16, 2008
Get the Shit slicer mug.by AZZ-KIKR December 28, 2006
Get the knocked in the shit mug.Raiders just lost to the 49ers 89-6.
Shit's weak!
Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!
Shit's weak!
Gordon's girlfriend was crying cause we wouldn't give the bear back.
Shit's weak!
by Holden_Kills July 24, 2007
Get the shit's weak! mug.