Ya Poop Stain

Pronounced 'ya-pop-stain' in a Scottish accent, this is a phrase used in exasperation towards a nub bucket who has done something stupid.

"Calm your tits, ya poop stain!"
"Don't be such a nub bucket, ya poop stain."

by NamiPants August 11, 2016

Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.

Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"

by mellamoluke July 23, 2016

Poop in your tooth

1. It means to have very disgusting breath.

2. To have cavities that look like Doo doo

Examples:

1. Man Jeffrey has "poop in his tooth".

2. Oh heck word I'm gonna brush my teeth so I don't get "poop in my tooth".

3. Man you have poop in your tooth so be quiet you lady of the night

by PsychpPr3tz3l_Tv July 15, 2019

War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

sharp poop scratch

when you poop it scratches you rectum if your poop is hard

ouch my poor butt. That sharp poop scratched my butt

by Suklaa March 11, 2017

Pee and Poop debate

A debate/discussion over an incredibly mundane topic that became far too serious.

"Those people argued over the real name of a god damn movie character for 30 minutes"
"A Pee and Poop debate if I've ever seen one."

by Bacon Bangs in Bank February 10, 2021

Russian Poop Oboe

When you shit on a dick, put only the head of the penis up your ass, and precede to fart all over the wiener and give a handjob.

“I gave Benny a Russian Poop Oboe!”

by AspergerKing420 November 5, 2021