Get your nose wet

When a guy goes down on a woman, naturally she is moist down there (vagina). If he's burying his face in her crotch, his nose is bound to get wet.

In the Magic Mike: Last Dance film (after eating Salma Hayek's snatch in previous scenes), Channing Tatum's character says to a crowd of auditioning hot male actors (who are also pretty much sex workers like he is), "And to do that, you boys got to be ready to get your hands dirty, your noses wet, and them nuts chafed as shit."

Get your nose wet.

by EatMyPucc July 22, 2025

Wet Johnson

(Not to be confused with someone’s Johnson that is wet) When two, or more, goth women with snake tongues give you a rim job. Usually ending with entrance from the tongues

I went to Spencer’s and got a “Wet Johnson”

by RimmyTimmy January 14, 2024

Wet wipe

Someone who always complains and moans about every and anything!

Ashley is a wet wipe who doesn't like to socialise

by Cornfedmaster July 5, 2023

Wet Blanket

See Tony for details.

Tony is a wet blanket.

by asdfuiop123 July 13, 2022

Wet hagan

A wet hagan is the act of being covered in tar and feathers nailed to a tree, and then being brutally fucked in the ass by a donkey

Breaking news: a new corporal punishment was just added to the justice system called a wet hagan!

by anonymous May 16, 2022

Wet Paper Towel Brain

When your brain is incapable of absorbing knowledge/Repeating already known knowledge

Teacher: What is the answer to number 1?

Student: Uhh...

Teacher: We learnt this last month and I made sure you understood. How do you not know this?

Student :Sorry, I have Wet Paper Towel Brain today just give me minute.

Teacher: Ok we'll come back to you later.

by De Queen May 17, 2023

Taco Bell wet wipe

When you're taking a violent shit and use the toilet paper to clear the sweat on your forehead before you wipe

Dude that chili lady night tore me up I ended up needing a taco bell wet wipe

by Uncle Rye May 29, 2022