Urban Phonetic Alphabet

The Urban Phonetic Alphabet was developed in the early 1970s by 12 high school seniors appointed by a secret society known as the "The Chieftain 12" its intent was to be intelligible (and pronounceable) to all Urban allies in the heat of sexual battle. It replaced other phonetic alphabets, for example the US military "able baker" alphabet.

"Man Meo was the only guy to use the Urban Phonetic Alphabet in the heat of sexual battle on that Hottie JB at Walker's basement party"

• A - Asswhip
• B - Buttplug
• C - Clitoris
• D – D-Cups
• E - Exotic
• F - Freaky
• G - Gonad
• H - Hottie
• I - Intercourse
• K - Kinky
• L - Lovemuscle
• M - Moneyshot
• N - Naughty
• O - Organism
• P - Poontang
• Q - Quickie
• R - Rimjob
• S - Sextoy
• T – Tah-Tahs
• U - Upskirt
• V - Vibrator
• W - Whiskeydick
• X - XXX Rated
• Y - Yanker
• Z - ZigZag

by Mr. Doobie May 22, 2008

Urban Dictionary DON'Ts

1. DON'T make definitions with a neutral point of view.
2. DON'T make definitions that are not sexually-related.

Please follow these 2 to the letter and you won't be flamed by definitions on Urban Dictionary. /sarcasm

Urban Dictionary DON'TS Examples:

1:

DON'T: blah is something that many people hate, but some others like.

DO: blah is shit.

2:

DON'T: blah is a word used in an after sentence, when no one is talking, or when a person has nothing else to say.

DO: blah is the act of ejaculating while fucking one hundred women and eating tacos.

by Bommster July 17, 2009

Urban Dictionary troll

A person who goes on Urban Dictionary, and makes definitions of subjects with the sole intention of flaming/insulting the matter. UD trolls usually use leet and bad grammar.

Person 1: "Listen to this definition of emo:
>fucktards who only cut demselves, also fugly and tihnk tht the world is against dem !1! lol<"
Person 2: "Must be an Urban Dictionary troll."

by Romance's Bad November 30, 2009

Urban Dictionary Post

A definition that seems more like a reply to some thread on a internet forum, then a actual definition.

fat
You really should not make fun of fat people. Some people can't help it.

Man: Hey look at that fatty
Girl: Don't make fun of her just cuz shes fat!
^ Basic Urban Dictionary Post ^

by Dr. Crowley April 15, 2009

Urban Assault Vehicle

A large customized SUV. They are a stylized version of the security vehicles, used for safely transporting diplomats and officials in dangerous third world countries.

Check out Rob and Big's Urban Assault Vehicle!

by Cool Moldy September 3, 2010

Urban Dictionary trolls

Users who give every definition a thumb down, although it's correct and neutral

Germany is a country in middle Europe.

100 up , 11 down

Down rated by Urban Dictionary trolls

by slagaphore April 20, 2009

Urban Dictionary DON'Ts

Urban Dictionary does not support endorsement of racial slurs and bashing of certain groups. You may have opinions, but no flaming.

Urban Dictionary does not permit defining people that are not celebrities, especially if it is flaming.

Urban Dictionary does not permit inside jokes. Common sarcasm is okay.

Urban Dictionary DON'Ts.

by Dr. Psychiatry April 19, 2007