Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.

Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"

by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012

Two Thousand and Twenty

This year is the worst year in my life. Can't believe people die because of a stupid crown virus.

Ah yes I remember Two Thousand and Twenty, this stupid year killed my dog because of hunger.

by The Real Albert Aji July 12, 2020

two of the same person

multiple of one person

two Miya’s is two of the same person.

by anonymous January 23, 2021

Two-Hour-Land

New England.

Wanna go to Boston in Two-Hour-Land?

by IntergalactalEnergy April 27, 2023

Tassie Two

Founded by the one and only Captain Chess Dannan Williams. A Tassie two an abbreviation for a Tasmanian two is the act of having two cones in quick succession without a break.

Braiden: “Hey how was last night?”
Fred: “oh it was soo good. Just seshed with a couple of lads. Dannan did a Tassie two and greened the fuck out. So funny”

Braiden: “haha what a cooker”

by Dickcrad June 21, 2022

two over five

A fraction used by Asian mandems

Bro what are these two over fives doing here

by Gwader October 27, 2018