London Pound Cake

When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.

This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!

Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.

by London Pound Cake August 2, 2022

Tunnel Cake

The act of inserting food into an oriface, and leaving it looking like frosting in one's tunnel

"It takes me a minute to mash it up, but a banana makes a great tunnel cake!"

by Burntcroissantt June 26, 2019

chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

10P cock cake

when you get 10 big guys and and to nut at the same time on a preferably skinny woman.

dang bro, we just had our first 10p cock cake

by sigma penis March 31, 2023

Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart

Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave

by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019

cake is just gay bread

fruit cake. fish cake. confetti cake. pineapple upside down cake. POUND CAKE.....

cassatella di sant'Agata cakes from italy are shaped like boobies (look it up) to honor Saint Agatha of Sicily. Made of sponge, moistened with juice or liqueur, and stuffed with ricotta and chocolate. Decorated with marzipan, icing, and candied fruit....like come on

oh and sugar? gay salt

Cake is just gay bread

by Sickomonster November 7, 2025

Cake

Verb: to display excessive entitlement, a distinctive feature of the glamorous citizens of Edina, Minnesota.

That Edina chick was totally caking when she asked for a new Lexus for her 16th birthday.

Did you see that dude cake me? He wanted me to give him a ride down to the mall .. and I wasn't even going there.

by Curt Reply October 13, 2012