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Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.
person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo guzman: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .
by IMMA MURD U December 7, 2021
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Mexican Fireman

A sex-move inspired by the Suicide Squad (film) character El Diablo, wherein the participant refuses to "shoot their fire" until another participant says something really mean to them.
"She was like, give it to me baby, and I was like, no I'm doing a Mexican Fireman, and she was like, you fucking disappointment this is why your dad left when you were four, and I totally shot my fire."
by yeti_detective August 10, 2016
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mexican town house

A position where the ears and mouth at penetrated
by Bigboy lu lu April 4, 2019
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United Mexican States

Mexico's official name. 32 States, one federal district.
I went to the United Mexican States this summer. it was nice to see all their states.
by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018
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Mexican Pepper

Mexican Pepper is a essential play when your on a bendy and are feeling tired. Firstly, you take a ZYNbabwe and coat it in a thin layer of the happy dust. Then you throw it top bunk. This will not just pick you up but it will have you grinding your front two teeth like BO2 in 2013.
Holy fuck boys i was hung, but i threw a little Mexican pepper in now i am buzzing around like a killer hornet.
by EZMoneyShredder March 27, 2024
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Mexican pheasant

Dave " hey sergio look at all those mexican pheasants in a flock!"

Sergio " you racist bastard!"
by ButcherOG July 23, 2022
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mexican dumpster

When a man cums inside an asshole and that person in turn poops it back out on them. Preferably on the face.
Me: dude I came in her butt last night and she pooped it back on my face!!!

Friend: dude wtf. Gross!!! You let her give you a Mexican dumpster???
by Zainy21 September 5, 2017
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