Mexican Pinball

The art of navigating through any store, event, or venue (especially in the Southwest) and sucessfully avoiding being run into by unsupervised Mexican children running amok.
We go to the store the other day, and we ended up spending more time playing Mexican Pinball than we did shopping!
by Spicy Green Chile January 07, 2015
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Mexican Pinball

The phenomenon which occurs when a crew of painters drive their communal abode late on a Friday night after consuming a case of Modelo and a fifty of cocaine, usually done while flagrantly speeding and/or being totally oblivious to other mechanisms of traffic management in the continental United States, such as STOP/Yield/No U-turn signs etc.. Points are earned by bouncing off legally parked cars in residential areas, avoiding damage to real estate, young children, pets etc...
Goddammit looks like Rodrigo and his boys were playing Mexican Pinball last night. Gotta make another fucking insurance claim. This is why we can't haved nice shit in Kansas City, Kansas.
by Doctor Deez Nutz December 05, 2021
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Mexican Pinball

Simply soccer. Either a game amongst eight year old girls, or illegal aliens.
Fucking COVID! Nothing on but Mexican Pinball!
by CasperWhite October 04, 2020
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Mexican chinook

When two females are scissoring and one farts into the others vagina
It's hard to take you seriously after you Mexican chinook 'ed in my vagina last night karen
by Dos roses November 04, 2020
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Mexican Seaworld

When a bunch of guys all either eat Mexican foods/ tequila, then proceed to urinate into a pool and the water becomes yellow, warm, and spicy.
Guy 1: "Why is the pool so yellow?"

Guy 2: "It's not a pool, it's a Mexican Seaworld."
by HelloPity January 22, 2024
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sleeping mexican

Sleeping mexican is a shot taken when you snort the chili, do the tequila, and eat a nachos topped with guacamole. Often mexicans fall asleep after this.
Catherine: 'Hey let's do another Sleeping Mexican'

Naomi: 'We can't, the mexicans are all asleep from the last round'
by Sele November 07, 2013
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mexican yes

A 'yes' or positive response to a question that does not warrant a 'yes' or 'no' response.

A quick 'yes' to an inquiry to avoid a negative reaction to the actual answer.
Usually used when the actual truth will result in the person asking the question becoming angry or frustrated with the answer, so the positive response (though a lie) is used to keep the person happy or at least neutral.
Q:"Juan, when are those parts going to show up for this project? We really need to get this done quickly."
A:"Yes!" (Truth: wont be here in time for deadline, so using a mexican yes to keep asker happy)
by RockyLeafs May 18, 2023
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