Full Finger Fumpeting

When you bitch about a little boo boo on your hand like a beta cuck; i.e. slamming the breading table on your pinky

Bro, you're whining about a little full finger fumpeting? My hands are full finger blasted rn.

by Usblatte September 21, 2020

Secret Finger Jitsu

A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.

Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*

by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020

Turkey Fingered

You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement

Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”

by Deezjewells November 1, 2020

No Finger December

This is the month we’re girls can’t finger there 🐱 since couldn’t beat our 🥩 on no nut November you will have to wait till next year sorry girls

Girl 1:you now what’s today

Girl 2:damn it it’s no finger December 😠
Girl 1:I know we can’t finger ourselves 😩

by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020

NO FINGER DECEMBER

NO FINGER DECEMBER is for the girls because since we can’t do No Nut November I say we do the same to the girls so no finger December until next year sorry girls

Girl 1: you know what’s today

Girl 2:no?
Girl 1: it’s no finger December !!!
Girl 2:BUT WHY
Girl 1: CAUSE IT NO FINGER DECEMBER

by Fer_cuh_。—。 November 6, 2020

Fish Finger Butty

Out of the pink, and into the stink

Oi Stacey do ya want a cheeky Fish Finger Butty later

by vorgenah November 14, 2020

Fish Finger Butty

Out of the pink, into the stink

Oi Stacey do ya want a fish finger butty later ya dirty so and so

by vorgenah November 14, 2020