Rural Dictionary

Urban Dictionary, but it’s opposite day.

I am posting a new definition on Rural Dictionary.
Don’t you mean Urban Dictionary?
No.

by Ilbeity December 10, 2024

Urban Dictionary

A website that gives you shit definitions about stuff that has absolutely no value to know in real life. Who even invented this shitpost of a website. Uwu >:(

Friend: Hey insert generic human name whats Urban Dictionary?
Me: A-what-a-what-a-what?
Friend: ya know...urban dictionary....
Me: never heard of it, but it sounds stupid.
Friend: Oh yeah it is stupid...

by JikookArmy June 25, 2019

Urban Dictionary

seriously? your on the website of urban dictionary but this is it. An dictionary wrote by other people

wanna go on to urban dictionary?
sure

by LinguisticHeaven May 18, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a f**kin’ good place to find words like,simp and yeetus deletus.Many people f**king like this and so do I.So you better come on this for your favourite words.

Jim:“What does simp mean?”
Alex:“Just look at Urban Dictionary mate”

by Doggo24 May 17, 2020

Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a website where you can make memes for free.

Urban Dictionary is a meme.

by mā shāʾa -llāhu December 14, 2020

Urban Dictionary

a sight where every single godamn definition includes gross sexual references and content. Half the writers are just 12 year old boys looking for a laugh and half the users are just horny teenaged boys looking up sexual innuendos so they can get off to the definitions. It was initially a good idea in 1999 when it was created by Aaron Peckham to keep up on slang, but the horny dumbass users decided to fuck it up so here we are.

Me: Hm, Urban Dictionary? I wonder what that is...*types into search bar*
Cookie: a woman's pussy
Me: gross...*types in another*
Greek: Anal sex
Me: Jesus Christ...
Sticky Buns: masturbating on a woman's ass
Herbal essences: The act of ripping open your girl's ass and pouring shampoo mixed with cum down the middle
Coconut: when a girl rides a dick and spells out coconut on it
Bush: pubic hair

Me:
Still me:
Me contemplating my existence:
Me: why Aaron Peckham why

by Cinnamon_Girl 🖤 October 21, 2021

urban dictionary

A dictionary that allows the most stupid of definitions to be put on it

What useless definition is that. Ooh that's an urban dictionary

by Benny M-Thonp August 21, 2020