anal trumpet

When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet

Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet

by TrÜtH September 4, 2016

Anal Buccaneer

A Booty Pirate, traversing the social sea's to introduce females to Anal.

Damn she's 40 now but her ass is still tight as glove, said the Anal Buccaneer.

by Anal Buccaneer April 18, 2020

Anal-prob

When a narcissistic dumbass wants to tell share too much information about his pending colonoscopy and can’t even spell probe.

“Getting ready to start the prep for my anal-prob tomorrow afternoon...”

by FoodThief July 1, 2018

Anal Bleedage

Blood streaming out of ones asshole after anal.

I fucked her so hard she had anal bleedage.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016

anal and uptight

To be high strung or very stressed out about a thing or situation

Or to have an uptight personality

"Man, I can't come over this weekend I forgot to clean the house and my mom got all Anal and Uptight on me"

by anonymous July 2, 2024

Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force

Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.

by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020

Anal crong

Accidental anal

A term used when you accidentally have anal sex

“I had anal crong with my girlfriend last night”
“What’s that?”
“When you’re fucking and your cock slips out of her pussy into her ass”

by Jaakeeeboy March 18, 2020