stop licking my tits

Much like "stop busting my balls," this phrase is used to show slight annoyance at ones actions.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you look like a pile of garbage."
Guy 2: "Ayyyy, stop licking my tits!"

by I3EA5T June 5, 2016

Send tits and ass day

June 25 is nation send tits and ass day

Bro it’s national send tits and ass day tomorrow I can’t wait

by Little kinda big Willy June 25, 2021

Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

Two fingers add the tit

Double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like two fingers add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 30, 2022

National Show Tits Day

Send whoever u talking to tit pics whenever they ask for them for a whole week

“ send me a pic hoe today is national show tits day

by In fbheiwjvw April 9, 2021

National show a tit day

On October 27th, you have to show him your titties. What can I say, take advantage of it lol

Danny - “yo bro did you know it’s National show a tit day?”

Isaiah - “nah bro, thanks for the heads up my guy”

by thetwoinchdestroyer October 27, 2020

lagging my tits off

When your computer is going at a snails pace, possibly the slowest it has ever ran in its life. This can happen a few times a day and is highly annoying.

Christ! I'm lagging my tits off!

by Thorntor September 28, 2014