when your girlfriend goes to the aqua park behind your back with 5 other guys and you apologise to her
by jetskihater55 June 7, 2025
Get the aqua park cuck mug.The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Parking Stall mug.The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.
Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place
Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place
by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024
Get the Parked mug.That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)
by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024
Get the Parked mug.A majority white and rich neighborhood right near Dallas, TX, everyone hates Highland Park. I would know. I live there. And I don't blame anyone. 80 percent of people here are total d-bags. Everyone at the high school is so stuck up and prissy but the school has good academics so I ain't leaving.
Person from anywhere else - "Hey, aren't you from Highland Park?"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"
Average white mom in Highland Park - "Ew! Homeless person! Get away!"
by gwraveghoull April 6, 2024
Get the Highland Park mug.When two cop cars park facing opposite directions with their driver’s windows next to each other so they can talk.
by DildoBaggins76 April 9, 2024
Get the Piggy Parked mug.A woman who is ran through by men of different races, heights, weights and sizes. These men have "parked" themselves in the various different "spots" of the woman (i.e., pussy and/or mouth).
Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.
Also refers to a woman who fucks multiple men at the same time, having two or more men "parked" inside her at once.
Scenario 1 -
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage
Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full
Guy 1: Dude she's so fine
Guy 2: Yeah man there's a reason she's a parking garage
Scenario 2 -
Guy 1: Fuck man idk if I can fit
Guy 2: Yeah... the parking garage is getting full
by slave@urmom.house April 11, 2024
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