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BMFD: Balls Mutha Fucking Deep 

1) When you go all the way in, all the way up to your balls.

Can also mean

2) in a lot of trouble/peril , in a lot of danger.
She likes when he goes BMFD: Balls mutha fucking deep nside her and she feels it poke her back.

The other day i got caught in a street brawl and was Balls mutha fucking deep right in the middle of it!
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Are you fucking me in the ass right now? 

Basically when some pisses you off or screws you over aka fucking you in the asshole.
Becky: I spilled your starbucks
Brad: Wtf becky are you fucking me in the ass right now?
Becky: Sorry

I’m the fucking shit

I’m the best!
If you can’t think of anything to be grateful for just think about how I love you because I’m the fucking shit

where the fucking squash at!? 

"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.

Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"
*enters a party*

Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !

Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.

I will suck your fucking dick 

Usually used when there is nothing else humanly appropriate to say in a certain situation therefore that is the phrase used
Jamie: ”says literally anything around will”
Will: I WILL SUCK YOUR FUCKING DICKKK!

swing your fucking nuts

(1) v. To take charge and/or control of a situation.

(2) v. To 'Get your dick wet' by some girl you just saw or met.
(1) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

(2) "Look, you're an elevator guy, swing your fucking nuts!"

the holy fucking trinity 

.To achieve the holy fucking trinity is to have sex with a blond chick an asian chick and a black chick at the same time
once a man has achieved the holy fucking trinity he must be worshiped by his friends and always be known as a sex god even if he is found having sex with a fat man at a gay bath house.
I almost achieved the holy fucking trinity but then i found out that the asian chick was a man