Anti-Mason Party

The first third part in Amirican history established during the early 1800s roughly around time of Andrew Jackson's Administration. They were a group opposed to the Mason secret society that seemed to have a strong grip on American politics at the time. They died out quickly.

Don't blame me, I voted anti-mason.

by Ron_Thornbrash July 15, 2008

Midwest party popper

Placing a pile of cocaine on a female cousins anus who is on her menstrual cycle then yanking on her tampon string while she farts the pile into the air and you attempt to snort all of it out of mid air.

We were at a 4th of July bonfire and everyone was shooting off Midwest party poppers.

by Sprocket the rocket January 7, 2022

Indonesian Splash Party

When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.

Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.

by Ozzieman321 January 30, 2010

Epic Party Guy

Any one person whom within the first 2 days of living in a college dorm throws a party of epic proportions within said dorm and the party ends with 7 police charges upon the party thrower, including at least one felony, has at least 6 Paramedics, 2 Narcotics Officers, and 4 Resident Advisors present by the end of the epic party, and results in the party thrower’s expulsion from the dorm and suspension from school within the next 3 days.

Person #1: Dude, is that Caskey?
Person #2: Who? You mean Epic Party Guy? Didn't you here about the party during the summer? That dude threw it!
Person #1: No way! That shit was crazy!

by Ambian April 10, 2009

GOING A GAY PARTY

WHEN SOMEONE YOU KNOW FINALLY ADMITS HE OR SHE IS A HOMOSEXUAL YOU THROW THEM A COMING OUT PARTY SAYING FAREWELL TO THERE STRAIGHTNESS.

DID YOU HEAR JOE FINALLY ADMITTED HE WAS NOT STRAIGHT? WE SHOULD TOTALLY THROW HIM A GOING A GAY PARTY

by TELDO February 27, 2009

Rick Perry Party

The act of announcing a campaign for the office of President that results in most voters reacting like they've had painful forced anal intercourse.

1st Voter: "Did you see Michelle Bachman's Rick Perry Party the other day"

2nd Voter: "My electoral butt hurts after that announcement"

by Unknownfrito August 11, 2011

Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 4, 2004