Rivaldo's Law

When a person, typically rated 7/10 in attractiveness, predominantly associates with others of the same attractiveness level. Often observed in social circles where people of similar looks stick together.
"That 7/10 really hangs with a lot of other 7/10's. Yeah dude, that's Rivaldo's Law."
by RivaldoRiet July 17, 2024
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Dequantis’s Law

The member of the group with the darkest skin color will always commit the most number of crimes. If the skin color is the same, all members will commit the same quantity of crimes.
Ryln is the darkest in the group, yet commits the most crimes. This theory is known as Dequantis’s Law.
by MrFlamegator May 22, 2024
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Jamie's Law

When repeatedly failing becomes normal and you just give up trying
Knowing that it's not important anyway because in the end it will be okay
Person A: You missed the Trash again
Person B: Well, it's just Jamie's Law
by I_missed_the_trash February 27, 2024
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lucy law

a law in which any and all friends of a woman must report hot guys (or girls) that have potential interest in the woman to her as a sign of gratitude for her friendship
omg a hot guy who is single i have to tell my friend it’s the lucy law!
by jdhdjdhdjejevehehev March 01, 2023
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An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".

Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 01, 2024
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Achim's Law of the Internet

Achim's Law of the Internet is the rule that anything posted on Social Media by a celebrity will offend someone .
Guy 1 : Man, I'm so done with everyone being offended on Twitter
Guy 2 : That's a good example of Achim's Law of the Internet
by TheCorrectWayToSpell25 December 09, 2020
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