pissing myself

pissing myself is another slang for making lemonade, sometimes u can add diffrent colors to make it red 🤷🏽

"im pissing myself, want some?"
"yes! ill take it will ice too"

by dprtae1 May 20, 2022

piss shit

a saying that old people use, in an exclamatory way, kinda like how you would say fuck after you hit your toe

“Well piss shit! Great job, you just broke my thumb!”

by tinyattack_09 September 16, 2023

Fat piss

im gonna go take a fat piss

im gonna go take a fat piss i'll be back

by GORILLA DA SPINNER December 7, 2021

Piss head

A piss head is an African American male who dyes their hair to an obnoxious blonde

Odell Beckham Jr. is a very big endorser of the piss head look

by B Stanley gas donuts January 3, 2017

Piss Balled

when a guy is having protected sex with a girl and as he is about to cum he pees in the condom, then ties off the pee balloon and throws it in her face and then i scream HA JESSICA YOU JUST GOT PISSBAALLED!!

Jessica i miss you so much, please come back im sorry about everything

piss balled

by piss god September 25, 2019

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022

Piss Frisson

(noun)
The oddly satisfying wave of goosebumps you get from a perfect storm of aesthetic factors while taking a leak—like the hum of an overhead fan, the echo of splashing liquid, and the sheer relief of making it in time.

A positive counterpart to Pee Shivers, often experienced after a high-stakes bathroom sprint. A prime example of Frisson caused by Urination.

John burst into the restroom, barely unzipping in time. As the golden stream hit porcelain, the mix of sound, relief, and ambience sent chills up his spine—pure Piss Frisson.

by The Farce Deity March 21, 2025