National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026

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Milk

A relationship state that sits comfortably between a situationship and a full-on relationship. More commitment than “we’re just vibing,” but without the official label, expectations, or public announcement. In a milk, both people are emotionally involved, consistently connected, and mutually exclusive in practice—but no one has said “what are we?” out loud.

It’s warm, familiar, and low-pressure… but still undefined enough to leave you wondering where it’s going.

“We’re not dating-dating, but we talk every day, act like a couple, and nobody else is in the picture. Yeah… we’re in milk.”

by noel12sirrom January 23, 2026

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Milking a Dead Cow

Exploiting a popular franchise, usually film or television, and adding so many new installments that relevance wanes and audiences lose interest

The original Land Before Time was awesome, but now they have so many sequels, it seems they are milking a dead cow, and they just get worse and worse."

by Wobstoor February 8, 2026

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Manitoba Milk Bag

Similar to a Chicago Mustache, the woman on the bottom wears a snow suit with cut outs on her breasts. She first shits on the man’s face while he eats her ass, giving him a mustache, then lactates on said mustache giving a “milk mustache”.

“Robin gave Kev a Manitoba Milk Bag last weekend on the frozen lake, eh”

by TenseChicken1008 February 23, 2026

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