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pooh bear

(verb) as a man, to be dressed in only a t-shirt, thus exposing the male genitalia and buttocks, for a period of time beyond what is acceptable or necessary.
(while getting dressed) Man: “did you see my boxers and jeans? They were laying right by this t-shirt last night.”

Spouse: “Yes, I put them in with the rest of the laundry. They are hanging in the washroom. Would you like me to grab them for you?”
Man: “No, I’ll just pooh bear down there and get them myself.”
Spouse: “That is extremely unnecessary—please let me get them for you.”
by ApiecaCheese April 21, 2024
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Crystal and The Bear

A morning show duo from The Lake of the Ozarks. Who think they are funnier than they are....still pretty funny though!
Hey did you Hear what Crystal and The Bear said on 107-9 The Coyote today?
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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Flagging bears

When an individual tells dramatically over the top and blatantly false lies, particularly where they are the hero or righteous protagonist, in an attempt to impress strangers.
Usage:

Person A: Man, did Joe tell you about the robbery he stopped at the liquor store last night?

Person B: oh pal, he's just flagging bears. You can't believe a word that guys says.
by mango🥭 jesus December 10, 2024
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Carlos bear

The most amazing guy in the world. the best boyfriend a girl could have <3 he is soooooo sexy and wonderful he is the best looking guy in the world. I don't know what I would do without him. any girl would be lucky to have him, he will treat you right and make a girl feel special and beautiful. A great man who is very handsome and smart. My boyfriend <<<333 BTW hes good in bed.. ;)
Girl 1 "wow Carlos bear is so sexy"
Girl 2 "yeah I'm jealous of his girlfriend"
Girl 3 "better be bitches, he's mine, and hes the best!"
by Breanne.Boo January 17, 2012
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Ralphy the Bear Beast

A Male Youtuber know as "Ralphy" Who creates mostly standard short blogs about his life. He also has a love atory series in the works. Ralphy used to be a apart of the "Beast Crew" know as Bear Beast but after the "Beast Crew" split up Ralphy took on a new persona, that being Ralphy the Bear Beast and he has a pretty sizable fanbase and even a Discord server !
Have you seen Ralphy the Bear Beasts newest upload ?
by Ralphy Fan 23 October 20, 2019
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Momma Bear

A mother that is protective and cares about her kids and their friends
When Momma Bear speaks, she means business!
by I3Biscuit October 29, 2021
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Bob the Bear

He is an epic bear and is never wrong.
Oh my its Bob the Bear! Hes the smartest person ever!
by JimmyTheMarble September 15, 2021
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