Douche

R, Z's ex-boyfriend. Also known as a FUCKTARD that messed with my friend's heart. =P ♥I love you Z♥
RYAN, YOU'RE SUCH A DOUCHE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
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Without realizing it, a term one uses to identify a guy who gets better quality tail than they do.
That guy from the gym that Jenna has been hanging out with is such a douche.
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i need a douche!

your a douche!
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Douche

(a) Verb The cleansing of the vaginal region.
(b) adjective A person who has acted particularly stupidly or is just an idiot. (n.b. this is the main use of the word in common society)
I Had a cheeky douche the other night was getting a bit clammy
by raaaaazclut July 08, 2010
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A nickname for a kid who looks asian but isnt
Hey douche”. “Hey”
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you are a douche.
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(noun) slang, generally used to describe an annoying, useless waste of space
that guy sporting a popped collar is such a douche; or that nabaztag, is a douche.
by gollumullog August 31, 2010
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