THOUSAND YEAR POOP

A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"

*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*

Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!

Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!

by Guymans February 4, 2013

Bed poop Stain

Bed Poop Stain is,

when your partner sleeps with no undies and farts while they sleep and the poop particles builds up making a poop stain on your bed. *Gross*
Common Reason for Divorce

Person 1: Why is there a poop stain in our bed?
Person 2:idk
Person 1: DID YOU PULL A BED POOP STAIN?!?!??!?
Person 2: Maybe I took my tighty whities off so when I farted it got all over
Person 1: YOURE CLEANING THE BEDSHEETS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
Person 2: I CANT CONTROL IT!!!!!!
Person 1: WERE GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!
Person 2: *Cries and Whimpers*

by LankaLiyanapatharangeLicker November 12, 2021

three-star poop

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.

#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."

by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014

After Poop Skinny’s

When you feel skinnier after pooping.

I can fit into my jeans from high school post after poop skinny’s

by WavvyDavvy February 20, 2022

Batman pooping snakes

BATMAN POOPING SNAKES

BATMAN POOPING SNAKES

by Muppy salamander March 23, 2022

potter's wheel poop

A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.

Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!

by Laughology September 11, 2014

War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021