may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

Mays

She likes to dance also she is bi and he/her idk why and how but she likes this guy moaz and every lil huddy there also Your love has lifted me to the greatest heights imaginable. I am deeply hurt, and my heart will undoubtedly be scarred because we can't be together. I don't think I'll ever find a love as true as ours, and I'm not sure I ever want to try. Although you can't take me with you, I've given you my heart to keep forever
By moaz Abdulshakor

I just fucked Mays

by The sad George fliyd November 1, 2021

Mai Stamina

Mai Stamina can not be defined in simple terms as it is an experience best felt first hand. The Mai Stamina has been passed down through many generations with one young Prince taking the throne and inspiring others. Mai Stamina can be likened to a horse on race day. When the Mai Stanina is used correctly, it is indefensible.

Mai Stamina know what we are, but know not what we may be.

I have the Mai Stamina

Nothing exceeds the Mai Stamina

by the.empress December 13, 2022

May 23

Its national stelena day, they met on the 23rd of may in 2009🥺

Hey you know tomorrow is may 23 right, omg yes national stelena day

by Kenzie.annie.xx May 29, 2020

May the 4th be with you!

National star wars day, dress up like a star wars character. No one can stop you from creating a lightsaber fight in the middle of the store or school hallways.

"May the 4th be with you! Fight me cowarddd."

by winter_magic May 3, 2022

May

A month-long downward spiral of depression where you regret falling for the girl named after this 5th month of the year.

Tomathon: Hey Mao Zedong. What's up with that guy over there?

Mao Zedong: I believe that man is having a May...

Tomathon: O

by AB365 June 1, 2018

May 16

May 16 is national let whoever is in your room control your hands day.

This means if THAT special person is over they get to control your hands and you can’t say no.

Me and who on may 16??

by Iljsm May 15, 2024