yo my son

Meaning somebody is a mini you or just act a lot like you

Bryson: I’m going to buy these grills

Dex: ima buy em too they hard

Bryson: Yo my son ! U tryna be like me lol

by Hhttpp.someone October 29, 2017

oh my goddable

Literally, just a way to say "oh my god". An expression unknown outside Russia that comes from a TV show. The original show was a comedy about pretentious "metrosexuals" going to fashion shows and speaking some intentionally terrible English. Though meant to be somewhat funny and critical, the expression ended up being often used and loved by Russians who don't know any better.

- I bought this amazing shirt for a 100 roubles!
- Oh my goddable!

by svetalol March 23, 2017

crack my nuts!

Showing utter frustration or showing how angry you are, that your actually gonna crack your nuts

Oh man, Josh is fucking Ella!
Oh crack my nuts! Seriously?!

by bindihasballs April 25, 2017

Smoke my Beef

Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say

Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole

by AYoungadolecentafricanmale June 20, 2017

gas my recent

- Spam my picture

- Go like and comment a lot

Bro have you seen my post?

“no”
Whaaaaat go ‘gas my recent’

“aight bro i gotchu”

by marxx846 November 22, 2017

Bite my Bagel

The act of eating someone's bagels only if they are sexy bagels and you have consent.

Bite my bagel, baby

by UGoodBrod December 1, 2017

riding on my dime

A person who uses your name/credit and/or money to have things in life. One who is of complete insignificance and has no ambitions to straighten up and get things on or in his own name. Person who uses another’s good credit/money to get things of his own.

Tommy Boy wants to know if we will list him as a driver on our insurance policy, he got another DUI...he is already on our phone bill.....I’m tired of him riding on my dime.

by Slick74 December 2, 2017