middle aged child

A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”

You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*

You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you

by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022

middle line

the best part of body for having hair near
middle line is next to hair

person 1: show me middle line
person 2: yes

by middlelineman January 10, 2024

The Middle Note

The Guitar Hero equivalent of the teabag. Done by holding the yellow note on the guitar so that it lights up on your defeated opponent's screen. Devised by David and Josh from N.C.

"Damn! That dude kicked my ass at Through The Fire and Flames!"

"Yeah, and now he's giving you the middle note! Ha!"

by Offbeat Blitz February 18, 2009

summitvue middle school

The hell of all hell. If you are going here expect the worst. I have seen people fucking in the bathroom (not in a stall). People huddling up in the back of the library to have cumming sessions. It only gets worse. The sixth graders are always annoying as hell and are hella short. Most teachers suck ass and you get in trouble for the dumbest shit. Over all, go to a new school.

I want to kill myself after going to summitvue middle school

by Summitvuesucksass November 16, 2022

middle of the fork

to be an ass

your being a middle of the fork jenna

by AsIaN MaRiO 300000 April 23, 2018

cut out the middle man

1. Means of justification for a purchase. Everything is free if you think about it, because you aren't paying for a product, you're paying for someone to give it to you, so if you mentally cut the middle man (seller) out, you basically bought something for free.

2. Refers to stealing something. The people selling the product is the middle man, and by simply cutting out the middle man, everything magically becomes free.

g: omg where did you get those cool rings??
c: oh theyre free at emmy's!
g: really? i thought those were like 5 bucks each!
c: oh, i just cut out the middle man!

by i<3jordyn September 20, 2022

fiddle with your middle

masterbate.

"Dude you are clearly out of your mind, she is out of your league,, forget about her,, dude, just go home and fiddle with your middle, believe me you will thank me in the morning.

by vinman59 April 12, 2021