Douche Waffle

The most nauseating of the douche population; a total loser, totally lame, commonly seen within a 20 mile radius of your local Waffle House.

That douche waffle made me so sick, or was it the Awful House meal I ate earlier?

by @therealDonaldTrump June 4, 2016

Douche nozzle

/noun/ad•jec•tive/
Another level of rude, inconsiderate and/or non-amicable jerk face.

Cool guy 1: "Mr. King is a stalker."
Cool guy 2: "What a douche nozzle."

by RockinSanDiego December 17, 2016

man douche

A cleansing period precipitated by a prolonged exposure to male ideologies and practices.

Betty: "Geez, after spending the weekend with my brother and his idiotic friends I could really use a man douche!"

Veronica: "I hear ya sister! After I broke up with my boyfriend I needed a month-long man douche!"

by WordKrapper September 26, 2010

douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass

Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"

by Urinated February 27, 2008

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019

Doucheful

Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).

He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 23, 2021

Douche Bag

A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister

Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn,

Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag

by grantyfrajj June 4, 2009