by thepainfuldeath September 21, 2009
by Centralmecub January 24, 2015
(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)
Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
Person 2: We all know hes not!
Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000
by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010
An egocentric goof that aspires to be a f*ckboy. A person that spends the day rummaging through garbage and fishing in a mud puddle by side of barn. Lives in board shorts and always has a bong in hand. This persons vocabulary is capped at 200 words. Like moldy cream cheese on a burnt bagel, this persons cocky jokes are unappetizing and stale.
(May or may not shower weekly)
(May or may not shower weekly)
by Sweet Banana June 04, 2023
When the laziest most worthless person in the office walks with purpose and sighing around the office so everyone know they are there.
by pettyblue72 September 12, 2022
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