Anal tank

The act of tanking anal is when you penetrate the anal hole in an excessively hard way,

Bro I just got anal tanked...😩🍆

by Analtank69420 October 3, 2018

anal lobotomination

When the ghost of christmas past has shoved his dick so far up your anus that penetrated your cerebral cortex, leaving you in a drooling and very retarded state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

Joe: Hey krista you feeling okay today? You look sad.

Krista: It seems I have depression Joe. And I can't stop crying when I watch friends!

Joe: I read about this condition once, it is very likely that you suffered from anal lobotomination as a baby.

by iamanexpert.anus July 15, 2014

anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.

"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."

by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015

Anal Abortion

It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

Cosy anal sex

Enjoyable for , who do not like hard sex or fisting .

Rose and Jack did some cosy anal sex. Before titanic hit the iceberg

by Outspoken35 October 14, 2025

Anal

Buttsex, winning the pooh,

Or having to do or have something a particular way that is almost ocd its like only getting assrammed whenu just wanna hurry up and get it done

He's so anal about where his tools go everything has to be perfect.

I love anal Stick it in my butt and nowhere else

by Asslicked May 6, 2023

Anal Pew-Pew

Shoving a fully loaded paintball gun up someone's ass and firing every shot while making the noise, "pew pew".

Guy 1: Hey!

Guy 2: I'm trying to 'Anal Pew-Pew' you.

by pancakeboiisbacknow April 18, 2022