Beans

Bean is another word for oxycodone specifically the 15mg greens or the 30mg blues.

Guy: Yo do you know where the beans are at?
Plug: Yeah the blues are $30 and the greens are $15.

by Mooker_of_beans January 24, 2017

long bean

A penis.

"Why does my long bean hurt?"

by The potatoes January 18, 2022

cool beans

something hereward would say

"your dog died"

hereward - cool beans

by not hereward March 27, 2023

bean

chubby, short, and compact

Papyrus looked over, taking in sans before shaking his head, "YOU ARE SO SHORT YOU ARE A FUCKING BEAN, BROTHER!!!". Sans dead panned.

by reggneggegg November 5, 2020

baked bean asserole

When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!

Bobby…I’’m really cravin a baked bean asserole

by Oddie Fisher January 7, 2023

Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3

JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@

by amburned January 9, 2019

Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.

I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.

by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023