Cancer park Lore

The fuckery that goes on at a certain theme park in the parking lot department. Piss poor people of all SIZES and races work here. Afreen and beast headline the crazy shit that goes on in this joint. For example:

Afreen: Wanna fuc?
Beast: AWWW YES IN THE CAR NOW!
*Afreen by coke studios starts playing*
Beast: Again!
Afreen: Nah M and i need to puff our bust all over my asshole vapes before I die from oxygen poisoning.
Beast: :(((((((((( Ok I have other men I can talk to cause i’m a slutty slut.

Person 1: Have you heard about the fuckery that goes down at that one amusement park in LA?

Person 2: Yeah that’s what you call Cancer park lore.

by All tree January 27, 2024

Matthew Park

He’s a big CUTIE

really tall

BROWN EYES
cool Asian boy

love of your life

Did you know matthew park has a brother?

by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020

trailer park champagne

A cocktail made with red bull, vodka, and cheap champagne!

When we are doing blow we gots to have that trailer park champagne!

by TheGreatGreenDragon September 17, 2016

Elmwood Park

EP - BEST TOWN EVER. I love ep Elementary school. The teachers are nice and they are easy to sneak stuff past. At the middle school, everyone juul’s in the bathrooms cuz the teachers are dumb. I live in ep and have my whole life. OVERALL - 10/10

Elmwood Park is the best

by Ella Martinez February 12, 2019

I blame South Park

Wow! Charlie Kirk got shot (I'll submit this one though)!

Hym "I blame South Park. They made that episode about him and in doing so fuelled the political divide."

by Hym Iam September 10, 2025

PARK IS 8E

IS SO SHIT

EWWWWWWWWW IM IN PARK IS 8E

by Bbalbkabka May 31, 2023

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019