Zero-point-one

Used as a noun. Usually used to describe anything new that has not had the problems worked out of it yet, such as a new untested product released on an unsuspecting public. It can also be used to denote the first version of something created which is not approved/expected to be the final version, such as a new computer program, music mix, the first draft of a script, etc.

PLURAL: "I should have waited a few months to buy that new automobile, seeing as they hadn't worked the problems out of the zero-point-ones yet." SINGULAR: "We've got the new zero-point-one up and running, we'll see how this works out..."

by Kirk Bradford Myers November 10, 2008

grub one out

The act of eating a meal.

"Hey broseph, let's go to the dining hall and grub one out."

by davidblk July 14, 2007

spin one up

the act of rolling a joint.

Yo- Imp why don't you spin one up ya know?
That stupid hippe should spin one up eh?

by gumbolis March 1, 2008

one-om-manship

a state of higher yoga-induced bliss, from the comic strip, Cathy, by Cathy Guisewite

In any competition, we exhibit one-upmanship. When we are competing in how good we are at yoga, we exhibit one-om-manship

by Una Malachica January 17, 2008

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

Thrown One Off

Male masturbation.

I arrived at Barry's, on the way in I caught a whiff. He'd just thrown one off.

by harry_ belafonte April 7, 2009

One Game Wonder

Someone who plays a game online once and does very well, but the next game can't play for shit.Commonly found on COD 4

Person A: Man i just kicked so much ass in last round!(Person A goes on to be 0 and 35)
Person B: Fucking one game wonder....

by narcisist March 11, 2009