milk

a comman white drink made in cattel farms.

for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.

by real chicken September 9, 2022

milk

something your dad went to get years ago and never came back

Dad: I'm going to go get some milk!

by cheeseshartmeowmeow September 13, 2022

Butt Milk

Breast milk that is used to treat diaper rash on a baby.

Can you pass me the butt milk?

That butt milk has been really helping the diaper rash.

by Buttmilkman January 16, 2026

Hole Milk

The slurry that is recovered whilst feltching.

Hole milk is just santorum but with more protein!

by JimmyRustler05 January 19, 2026

Hole Milk

The slurry that is recovered whilst feltching.

Hole milk is just santorum but with more protein!

by JimmyRustler05 January 19, 2026

Hole Milk

The slurry that is recovered whilst feltching.

Hole milk is just santorum but with more protein!

by JimmyRustler05 January 19, 2026

National Milking Day (Jan 23rd)

It’s national milking day! Grab your significant other or a friend and let them know you’d love to drain them empty or be drained empty today!

Whether you end up giving or receiving, you must drain them at least 23 times before the end of the day!

Him: Dude where were you yesterday?

Me: It was national milking day (jan 23rd) yesterday. She offered to milk me the entire day and let me tell you bro her lips were working me since I woke up.

Him: Seriously? I should’ve asked my girl too wtf

by Vampirecfl January 23, 2026