National kiss day

14-15 july is the national kiss day where you can kiss your crush or friend without them saying no. They can’t say no. You don’t need to makeout if you want to but you have to kiss on the lips so good luck!

Belinda: Hey it’s national kiss day. So shut up and kiss me.
John: Ok *kiss*

by Tanjisen July 13, 2020

National kiss day

Today’s national kiss day. You can kiss anyone, taken or not.

Xavier: yo Deigo it’s national kiss day
Deigo: but I’m taken
Xavier: that doesn’t matter
Deigo: that’s a bettt 💯

by Joeee mamma October 31, 2019

National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.

Happy National Kiss a Soccer girl Day!

It means to kiss a soccer girl

by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021

Resurrection kiss

The last kiss before a relationship ends when all hope is lost, which rekindles the spark and they decide to give the relationship another go and the succeeds.

“The they were going to break up but they had a ‘resurrection kiss’”

by Heheheresurrectionkiss July 25, 2020

kiss my Gluteus Maximus

a polite way of saying "kiss my ass"

Jessica: KISS MY FUCKING ASS !!
Alexander: That's not very professional of you... way too much profanity

Jessica: Oh I'm sorry, KISS MY GLUTEUS MAXIMUS!!

by Garnani March 24, 2024

Kissing Mary Jane

Smoking that Mary Jane Wana, that weed that kush, that zaza

“Ive been kissing Mary Jane right now we in the sky”-Luh Tyler

“I’ve been kissing Mary Jane and you can smell the oder”-also Luh Tyler

“I’m kissing Mary Jane right now it got me feeling lazy”-girlhefunnyaf(doing an impersonation of Luh Tyler)

by TheSauceGuy October 22, 2023

Crumb Kiss

Flatulating with a one or more dingle berries; farting with small pieces of shit stuck the the hair(s) in your ass crack; often hardened balls of shit from poorly wiping

She blew you a crumb Kiss.😃

by Maurice Witherspoon May 18, 2025