Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.

Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.

by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017

crush the cake

to show people your big and hot muscles in front of someone who lacks guns, making them look like a fool

"Hey, did you see Bradley? He was trying to crush the cake in front of Jonah."
"Yeah, man. It was so crazy. Jonah looks like a total doofus."
"I wish I had guns like Bradley."

by TheRealCaylo May 26, 2016

cake

flabby fat on stomach that extends out and jiggles when one walks.

Whoa look at his cake!

by Smithfield April 14, 2006

Caked

Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.

Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!

by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020

matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Cake Sauce

Awesome or Sweet, so good you can almost taste it. A series of awesome events.

Saturday was Cake Sauce, got breakfast in bed, tickets to the game and a blow job!

by thehammer70 February 22, 2014

cake

The butt of anyone (male or female.)

Look at her, she barely has any cake.
Wow! That's some real cake she got there.

by channie's menu September 5, 2020