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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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Phantom Donkey Punch

Slandering someone publicly, out of the blue, and keeping the source of the slander anonymous so the person receiving the verbal Donkey Punch is unable to attribute the slander to a specific person.
"I saw in the news where someone called me an asshole, but I can't tell who said that. Whoever hit me with that phantom donkey punch is a punk bitch."
by wils0njas0n May 5, 2023
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3 Hole Punch

It’s that game where I chose which 3 holes I'm going to punch you in; you guess which hole I'm going to punch you in 1st!
I work hard, and play hard; real hard. Let’s play 3 Hole Punch!
by Fionna Schwab May 17, 2023
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The Dirty Punchbowl

The act of drinking a person's pee out of their partner's ass.
Yeah man, last night I found some nasty bitches on Craigslist that came over. It all ended with both girls drinking from the Dirty Punchbowl!
by Cantyman August 24, 2023
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Monkey dick punch

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.
by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023
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Five Finger Tate Punch

When a person goes wrist deep with their hands and flicks your prostate repeatedly to a skeet completion
Joey asked this fat chick for a Five Finger Tate Punch, and he’ll never cum another way again
by Clitmaster3278 October 21, 2023
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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