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Technological poop explosion

When shit hits the fan and all your tech breaks and keeps breaking
"The day in general has kinda been like a Technological poop explosion" - Projekt Melody
by Nekosuki72 April 6, 2021
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National poop day

The best day of the year-go outside and poop, or just die, your choice.
Friend: Let’s go poop!
You: Why?
Friend: Are you dumb? It’s national poop day!
by Poopday July 10, 2021
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potter's wheel poop

A Poop so much like clay you could throw a pot with it.
Just had a potter's wheel poop. Would have made a nice planter!
by Laughology September 11, 2014
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Marron Poop Chute

When your fiending for a marron poop chute
John's feinding for an "marron poop chute"
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THOUSAND YEAR POOP

A Thousand Year Poop occurs when you think to yourself, "Golly, it feels like I haven't pooped in a thousand years!"

*And then you proceed to poop for a thousand years*
Jeffbro: Duderino Willies, I pooped so long the sky went from light to dark!

Dudewillis: Sounds like a Thousand Year Poop to me, Jeffrey Bruthers!
by Guymans February 4, 2013
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three-star poop

Achieving a maximum score on a mobile game (such as Cut The Rope or Angry Birds) whilst sitting on the toilet.
#1: "You took a long time in the john? Are you okay?"
#2: "Yeah, I was just having a three-star poop."
#1: "Gross man, gross."
by Onomatapedalo May 25, 2014
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Dumb piece of poop

its for dumb people who is a piece of shit and doesnt care about life and didnt touch grass and be on the internet everyday like its vr for him
yo look at that Dumb piece of poop who doesnt go outside
by PumpkinGuy April 20, 2022
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