Parking Crater

A parking lot that covers an absurdly large section of a city. Often found outside stadiums, megachurches, and Walmarts. They typically take up more land area than the establishment itself. Parking craters typically have no tree cover, making them unpleasant to walk through, contribute to the urban heat island effect, force urban sprawl, thereby lengthening commute times, and take up valuable space that could be devoted to other businesses.

The center of my hometown used to be such a fun and lively area, but now it’s nothing but a big parking crater.

Coined by Urban Paint Explainer.

by Shepherd Guy November 14, 2025

jellystone national park

the place where ghosts such as brodie Lohnstone live . its a place where people arent seen for months and they based a tv show out there called the forgotten ghost

brodie Lohnstone you ghost where do you live ? oh just out in jellystone national park

by duffsing August 4, 2011

Park Hill South

A racist school.

Olathe South pulled a Park Hill South last week.

by GoldHate October 10, 2021

Washington Square Park

a park where skaters chill, especially by the stairs and theyre the biggest sherms known to man and they will project their their shermness onto you.

let’s skate at washington square park

by makesureyoulandbolts May 8, 2022

jizzrasic park

When you bone so hard that u jizz all over the room

Yo Connor remember when we went to jizzrasic park

by Jizzlord69420 February 24, 2022

parked

“ A parked car is not moving, as in it’s boring, its dull and it’s tedious”

“omg it’s not even lunch yet, this day is so parked.”

by Anouls March 1, 2024

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015