little bush slut

little bush sluts are creatures commonly found in males beds they shouldn’t be in, they are dirty creatures and have no sense of empathy when it comes to others feelings, they are arky and usually have a more person name example. sav, teale, summer, jess, tyla. they are also commonly known as, white trash & race horses

did you hear lexi cheated on her boyfriend for max, lewis, bray & sam!! what a little bush slut

by burnbook2020 July 6, 2020

the 3 little pigs

A story where 3 pigs, 1 cop, your mom and a literal pig make houses and a gangster comes and shoots the cop, fucks your mom, the 2 pigs come to the literal pigs house (in a farm) and hides in the barn. They didn't add a door. So the gangster cries away.

The 3 little pigs!

The cop builds a nice police department.
Your mom buys a house
The pig lives at a farm.
Here comes the gangster.
I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND shoot the place down.
The cop runs to your mom's house
Then the gangster follows.
The gangster gets a drone.
Then, he starts to record himself fucking your mom.
The cop runs, but your mom stays until the gangster cums
They run to the pigs barn.
They use creative mode (in real life) to get inside the barn
The gangster says "I'M GONNA HUFF, AND PUFF, AND BLOW UP A GRENADE
However, the barn is made of titanium for some reason.
So, the gangster runs off like a little bitch and the pigs are saved!!
THE END

by AStrunkMan69 May 28, 2022

Little Jimmy

The nickname you call a short and horny boy; usually one who likes to fuck girls older than him.

Some highschooler: Little Jimmy is trying to seduce me, mom pick me up im scared
Little Jimmy(age 9): Yeah baby~

by Girll888 October 13, 2020

Little Brother

1.The definition of annoying

2. Attention thirsting black hole

Johnny is acting like a little brother

by Thz Man May 13, 2020

little baghead

Similar in the posture and height of a lamppost but has an abnormally shaped head

Little baghead has a rhombus like head

by Nertian July 31, 2021

Charnocks little pension

When a fiery person has a auto correct from cherno little penis to charnocks little pension.

Person 1:"I hate autocorrect!"
Person 2:"why"
Person 3"He did a charnocks little pension."
Person 2:"unlucky man."

by Malefallon November 23, 2021

Mother’s little helper (MLH)

Mother’s little helper is an alcoholic drink concealed in a metal water bottle.

We brought a mother’s little helper (MLH) of wine to the elementary school play to help mother and Mike enjoy the show.

by MikNey March 11, 2025