Quite frankly, the best damned beer ever produced. The drink of champions. Nick named "The Champagne of Beers", and it truly is.
Burt: "yo, you gonna hit up Shooty's Super Bowl party?"
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
Rudy: "Damn straight, got me a 30 pack of Miller High Life, gonna get me drunk up."
by ric_IH December 16, 2007

by Not a Milford Student January 21, 2020

Crappy high school in Selden, NY. Comes with, but not limited to, multiple gas leaks, overpopulated classes, elitist sports teams, grooming fine arts teachers, shitty soundcloud rappers, victim blaming administration and more sexual harassment cases than you can count.
by lewynm June 29, 2020

Kelso is a school full of sluts, drug dealers, furrys and genuinely weird ass people. Then there is your popularity contest and your preppy bitches. And your athletes . Most kids vape in the bathroom. Dailey fights. Teachers don’t actually teach we watch videos to learn. Our test scores suck. Andddd our bathrooms are always locked
Someone: “what school do you go to”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
Me: “Kelso high school”
Someone: “where’s that”
Me: “a shit hole”
by Grannysmokes January 24, 2020

a action made by a spanish teacher at preston middle school named mr.blevins that teaches 7th - 8th graders
by kid in mr.blevins class May 14, 2021

Shit school in Shirley with the best weed brownies I’ve ever tasted and some nonce teachers. Located between the Smurfs and Oasis roadman school.
“What’s that place with those really good brownies?”
“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”
“You mean Shirley High School? Make sure to ask for Mr Templeman though or you might get bum-fucked by Mr Tormey”
by DJ Keith June 24, 2019

One day while I was walking down the hallways at school this jock came up to me and said "you know what time it is. It is wedgie time". So then I was given a Sky high wedgie and he wouldn't let me get it out all week.
by Apollorocks May 14, 2015
