Nash's 3 laws of life

1) You can have a beer wherever you like

2) You can have a spliff wherever you like

3) You can have a line wherever you like

If anyone tries to tell you otherwise they can fuck off

"Hey man you were right! I started living by Nash's 3 laws of life just last week and now I've applied for a new job, I'm out of debts and life is amazing."

"You're meaning to tell me you haven't heard of Nash's 3 laws of life? Have you been living under a rock?"

by DGdon May 14, 2019

3 F’s

Find Them
Fuck Them
Forget Them

I gave that chick last night the 3 F’s

by MoeyFromTheArea May 16, 2019

:3

official symbol of tessa and bruce hehe uwu

You're a faggot :3

by WesAndWuce March 23, 2019

Dick Suck 3

The third installment of the Dick Suck gaming franchise. Released February 12, 2019. The game takes a tense and intricate take on morality, loyalty, and faith in Nazi Germany and the United Kingdom during the Second World War. Often seen as a revitalization of the DS franchise.

"Hey have you played DS3 yet?"

"Dick Suck 3? I played it all night last night!"

by Kingfisher317 April 5, 2019

Jacky<3

A pretty Hispanic girl who is 5'6 and is currently 15. She has long black gorgeous locks. She is best friend you will ever have.

Jacky<3 is a good friend.

by Jacky<3 April 8, 2019

3-7

A pseudo-punishment used by the hicks who run Williamstown High School in Southern New Jersey, USA. The "punishment" is given for many different reasons, but they all lead to one stupid result. The punished is to remain at home until 2:30 where they then must report to school from 3 to 7 o'clock and do assigned schoolwork from their classes. The only loop hole is that kids will still go to school that day or not come to school at all so their 3 to 7 turns into an expulsion and they get a free vacation. Sure you'll miss out on your dances and 3 school trips but the only thing that matters is Disney anyway, the prom is a hilarious excuse anyway because 9/10 you'll get mugged because it's Atlantic City.

TEACHER: You were caught smoking outside on the school grounds Jerry, that's a 3-7 for you.
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..

by Pseudonym? What The Hell April 13, 2019

3 Bomb Weather

3 Bomb Weather Is When It’s A Skat Ed Buys A 3 Litre Of Frosty Jacks When The Weather Is Booming

Ken: Ey, Jake weathers booming today init
Jake: Yerman proper 3 bomb weather init.
Ken: Ey, Chuck two for a 3 then init and I’ll buy the Vimto.

by Rigadong Rigby Init April 17, 2019