Alex Bumpus

The buttocks/anus equivalent of John Thomas (male penis).

Alex Bumpus my homie, I got your back (pun intended)!

by tobefree August 13, 2024

Alex Gagawa

a redheaded fuck face thats dating himself he works at gay meyers

person 1 : fuck u alex gagawa
person2: -gets a fucking stroke and proceeds to jam their arm into their esophagus until death from stroke or suffication of the arm-

by Colon standish April 10, 2018

Rey Sanchez Alex

A cool dude

That dude looks like Rey Sanchez Alex

by Big Booty Women June 20, 2023

Rey Sanchez Alex

A person that is very cute has a big dick and very athletic

OMG look at that Rey Sanchez Alex he is so cute.

by Big Booty Women May 14, 2022

Alex Honey

An incapable human being who does every task backwards and to the worst degree possible.

Man my friend is being a right Alex Honey

by George Lucas and Yoda December 01, 2024

Alex Jaw

Head that is so outrageously sloppy that it makes you wonder if a bitch's jaw has detached from her body, like a snake enveloping what should otherwise be an impossible meal; Head that is indistinguishable from throat.

"Madison seems shy, but when I took my pants off she delivered some A-grade Alex Jaw."

"That mandible was built for Alex Jaw bro."

by Shingalingy July 20, 2023

Alex Sloane

Pain in the ass, weak human who doesnt stop speaking - uses a keep cup which is a sign of weakness

Looks at that guy with his keep cup, total Alex Sloane

by King Kerrod November 25, 2019