matty cakes

The baddest bitch, the madame, the pimp, the Don Juan, fucking Adam (the first one), magic, the fucking boss. The throat G.O.A.T. with the biggest, fattest, juiciest, most squirting WAP there is. The reason you don’t get a second to breathe.Officially crowned “America’s Darling” by Google, he is the hardest out, period.

Have you heard the new matty cakes? Fuck me, right? Amazing.

by fagggatron November 22, 2021

Caked

Getting the snot rocked out of your skull.

Dude, you see that fight last night?
Ya bro, dude got caked!

by Big coop dogg October 4, 2020

Cake Sauce

Awesome or Sweet, so good you can almost taste it. A series of awesome events.

Saturday was Cake Sauce, got breakfast in bed, tickets to the game and a blow job!

by thehammer70 February 22, 2014

cake and stare

An agonizingly awkward office based leaving do for a colleague, where someone has bought cake to try and give everyone something to talk about.

Oh God, we've got to go to Gary's cake and stare. He's done nothing, we'll have nothing to say - but at least there will be cake.

by JedBadley May 25, 2021

funnel cake special

When your date jerks you off, and you cum into a pan of hot pan of frying oil. The fried cum is served on a plate and dusted with cocaine.

Barbra and Tiffany fought over the leftovers, from the funnel cake special they gave me lat night.

by MaverickAggie April 11, 2023

crunchy cake

When you slap your significant others ass and it sounds hollow.... basically shes a stick bug

Ex:damn man i didnt know my girl had such a crunchy cake... it must be stale or sumthing cuz it sounded old

by 123sheshe September 23, 2019

Suncream Cake

Typically a pasty-white overweight person.

Derived from their need to apply suncream on their skin and their desire to eat fattening foods such as cake.

That fat kid sitting in front of his computer all day playing games and eating Doritos is such a suncream cake!!

by ackersyoulegend June 28, 2010