Rod Rules

Noun: It’s when someone makes up rules or tell them when it’s the most convenient for him as the game progress.
Him: you can’t collect 200$ after passing go if you just went to jail.
You: that’s total bullshit, you just made that rule.
Everyone else: another one of your Rod Rules I presume?
by LaGarce July 07, 2018
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snack rule

Snack rule: Sharing snacks? What’s that
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Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy

Of greater danger than nobody knowing what to do is a broadly held presumption that somebody does.

Source: “‘Idiocracy’ is a disturbingly prescient reflection of our current reality, not because nobody knows anything but because everybody thinks somebody does." ~ Jared Bauer
Bauer's Rule of Idiocracy arises in part from characteristics discussed in Erich Fromm’s “Escape From Freedom,” including a desire to defer to a trusted figure to escape the burden of having to puzzle out matters for which one is ill-equipped, the learning curve is steep, or information is at best incomplete.
by WhatwasIsaying January 25, 2025
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Sanchez Rule

Sanchez rule.

Originates from the tv show Dirty Sanchez. A group of 3 welsh and 1 british stunt group who performed stunts way worse than their mtv counterparts Jackass.

Sanchez rule is when one of the group thinks up a stunt to do. Then they themselves must do it.
"You've got to, sanchez rule. Sanchez rule has always been the same. You think of it. You do it." Lee Dainton to Matthew Pritchard
by butters159 April 10, 2016
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Sanchez Rule

Half your age plus 5 is the mathematical equation that NFL QB's use to determine the creepiness of a dating relationship.
Take this example for the Sanchez Rule:

Person A: Is 24 years old.

Person B: is 17 years old.

24 / 2 = 12
12 + 5 = 17

This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is equal to 17.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 5 or you're creepy.
by go_to_division February 11, 2011
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rules 08 & 09

Rules 08 Declares: The Internet is not a safe place and we should always keep an eye on the issue of Web Dating
Rules 09 Declares: If you don't have WhatsApp, It's not a girl, it's a man wanting to take advantage of you
Don't Trust Girls, Lolis Are The Pirigiest, Everyone Knows How To Imitate A Loli Even Me So ALERT!!!
See A Rules 29 & 30
If They Asked You for Dating Ask Whatsapp If She Refuses, Refuse Dating Too
Rules 08 & 09
Rules 29 & 30
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Wayman’s Rule

Wayman’s Rule, is the expectation a narcissistic parent should keep that if they severely emotionally abuse a child, or deny their child or teenager personal agency, that parent can expect to one day receive the beating of their lives, resulting in the permanent loss of control of at least one of their limbs.

The loss of limb control embodies a message, emotional abuse is only several steps above sexual abuse in terms of the worst thing you can do with a child or teenager.

For the most severe cases, or in cases where a parent or guardian systemically destroys or compromises a future; it is morally acceptable to break that person neck. Lesser actions include shattering kneecaps, hands, and cracking their skull.

Wayman’s rule is best imposed by the direct victim, but it could be imposed by a close relative with nothing good left to live for. Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule has to overpower all of the people around them, so plan accordingly.

Whoever imposes Wayman’s Rule should expect decades of prison time, if not life in prison.

Wayman’s Rule is named after Paul Wayman, a beautiful soul who was emotionally shattered because his mother was selfish he would live a better life than her. He had great positive ambitions which were kept at bay by his own mother’s toxicity. He was chemically castrated by powerful antipsychotic medications which weren’t needed, so his mother and father would have an easier time exercising their narcissistic control urges against him and his sister.
I know of a adult who was emotionally destroyed by his mother, who crafted an image of love and care to outsiders. After realizing this in his 30s, after a long series of uphill battles due to the pain she created in his childhood and adolescence, he imposed Wayman’s Rule on her.
by BreakAndNotKill November 24, 2022
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